🎯 Strategy Generator
Enterprise-Grade Strategic Consulting at Light Speed! ⚡
📋 Your Enterprise Strategy
🤔 Wait, What Just Happened?
You just witnessed the magic of enterprise strategy generation! This tool creates convincing corporate strategies using the finest buzzwords money can't buy. Perfect for impressing stakeholders while saying absolutely nothing.
🎭 The Backstory
This delightful satire was originally created by Simon Wardley as a brilliant commentary on the corporate strategy consulting industry. When his original generator went offline, I couldn't resist bringing it back to life with some modern flair!
📖 Simon's Original Blog Post
Want to understand the methodology behind this masterpiece of strategic satire? Check out Simon's original explanation of why this generator exists.
Read Simon's Blog🐦 How This Got Resurrected
Oh noes! @swardley's Strategy Generator has fallen off the internets! https://t.co/5LbIk0xwwt
December 1, 2022Which blogpost? I might write it for you.
December 1, 2022
Bill West has the code on github - https://t.co/N01IUIeg5l
The original blog post is ... https://t.co/R16yLoNyz4
⚠️ Important Disclaimer
This is 100% satire! Please don't use this for actual business strategy. Real strategic thinking requires understanding your landscape, not just mixing buzzwords. But hey, if your competitors use this... 🤫